Rude waiters. Slow service. Miniature portions.
Pay toilets. Aggressive pigeons. Parlez-vous anglais?
Hateful drivers. Toll roads. Sans plomb or Gasolie?
Notre Dame. La Tour Eiffel. Montmartre. Champs-Elysees.
Gridlock. Stairs. Long lines.
Croissant. Café au lait. Une sandwich et un Coca-Cola.
Bread. Butter. Cheese, and oh…the sauces. Please don’t forget the sauces!
Eat. Breathe. Relax.